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Twilight World

by ErinOfTheCullenClan

Chapter  1

A/N: Thus is mi new story about Twilight if it was the bible. God love to all god reeders.

Edward had just finshed creating the world. He had made a betaful garden for Alice and Jasper to live in. They were the first people to live on the erth. Jaser and Alice loved each other alot and were gong to have kids because thats what Edward wanted therm to do. Howevr he mad a apple tree that he tald them that they were not aloud to eat the apples form. Japper and Alice dint want to eat the apples because they didn’t want to make edword anger.

But then one day a eval snail named Joms came down thru the tree and talled to Japper whou was siting undar the tree.

“You should eat my apples.” Jomes said. But Japser igored him, he new edwart did not want him eating the apples from that trea.

“NO!” Said jaser, I love Edward thy God.”

The snae did not give up thou. He said to japer.

“Why , my apples are rond and red and very deisous.”

Japper looked at the applkes witch locked very delious. He picked one off the tree and bite into it.

“This is yum,” Said japster. “Alice, come here and tast this apple/”

Alice come over and told the apple off jasper, He bite into it and she said. This is the best apple I have ever had.”

Then Edward saw wat they were doign from heathen and got anger.

“YOU DISBAY ME!” He roored, “NOW YU ARE VANISHED FROM THE GARDEN OF ADAM!”

Japser and Alin ran from the garden and into the desert, They had been vanished from the garden fro disbaying God.

“Oh no, “Aline cried and Jasper crid too.

“We falled God, We are unworthy.”

Edward who was wathign from the sku felt bad about what he had doen to them so he said

“Yu cant return to the gernden but I will make you a house that yuo can liev in.” Then Edward pointed his finger and a manion appered.

“Thank God, how can we replay you?” Alice assed but Edward replate

“You must never doubt yur lolty to me again and must crete many childen to full the erth.”

Jasper and Alicn preyed to god every night befour they went to bed and then Alice fall pregenant with a baby.

“God,” (Erin: They are not aloud to call God Edward because they aint worty.) Alce is having a baby” Jasser celbrited wen he told Edward at prey time that night.

“This is excelet news.” Said Edward, “Now you msut anme your first chill Bella to proof your loyly to me!”

When alice had the baby she named it Bella as god had assed. Bella was a butaful baby.

“She will grew into a Queer,” Said jasper proufly. Alin aghrined.

“She will be the queen of Christianity.” Said Edward one day to them as bella grew into a woman.

“This is a honor form oour family.” Jaser said proudy. Aline was making sure Bella grue to be the queer God espected of her.

One dae Bella met a men named Jacub.

“Hi,” said Jacob.

“Hi,said bella and she walked awy thinking that Jaycub was hot.

Edward who was watching tald Jasser and Alice trhat Bella was felling in luve and if she did she couldn’t became the queer.



AN: tell me what you think, god luvs you. Pleese Revow



Chapper 2

A/N: STOP IT NOW YOU MEENIES!!!1, This is mi stori and I will do wat i want. You are all eval SINNARS that wurship SATAN! Leeve my stroy alone, tits betta than your storiis

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Jacub went home ant fought about how niece bella locked. But if he felt in love ith her she coulsnt became the queen. Joboc loved Edward alot and wouldn’t go agenst his teechings but e wanted to be with Bella. So he dissolved a plane so he could be with bella.

Bella was at the steam having a shower when Jabob got in the water beside her.

“Hu Bella,” he said sexily.

“Oh hi Bella,” said bella blinking her eyelids

“I think you are georgess.” Jacon told her and bella blashed

“I think you are hort too.” Bella told him.

“Well we should ran away together and be togther.”

Bella agrued and they left the steam and rand away to Egpty.

Edwarf hwo was washing feom the sky shaw the treatory they had comited and got mad that his queer had ran away with the commonar.

“YOU HAVE FANLED THOU!” Edward reared from the ski when he found Berlla and Jobub hiding in egpyt. “FOR THOS YOU MYST BE SMITED.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111”

Yellowed jacobe you cannto smite us, we are your followers.

“I CAN SO SMITE YOU, I AM GOD AND YOU HAVE BETRAILED ME! I WILL SMITE YOU!”

Edward ponted his finger at Jacob but Bella jumped in front odf the beam of deeth and she was as smiyted away into dust.

“NOW LOOK WAT UO HAVE DOEN!” Edward scremed from the cloods. “YOU HAE SMITED TOE QUEEN OF CHRISTIANS AND NOW SHE IS DEAD! JOCUB YOU ARE VAINSIHED FROM EVER BEING MY FALOOWER AGEN! OU HAVE SMITED THE QUEEN!”               

Jacobq was so deprossed  that Bella had been smited so he ran away to Afirca. When Jasser and Alin found out their daught had been smited by Jacub, Jappster went to find him and sacrifist him form bringin shame on ther famile and so Edward woud forgive therm.

Jasper travalled to Africa to find were Jabuc was hiding. He found him hiding in a hat in a village filled with no-edward fallowers. Jasster grabbed him and drugged him back to the minon.

Alien lit a fire and Jasper perpored a spitroost to put Jacon on for the scarifist. Edward watched from the moon as Alice and Jater chanted their love for Edward and put Jacob on thew fire. The flames turned green as they burned his sinnar ass. Edward was pleasured that the hed redempt themshelves.

“You havbe poofed your looyly to Me and now you arse reinstated.” He pointed his finger and Alic become pregnant again. “This time you will have a chill that will not disbay you or Me!” Then edword went away.

Alicr haf her baby and this time it was a new gril named Roselie. Roselie was the prettyiest girl in the world and all of Edwards fallowers lobed her.

Rosalie never betrailed Edwart and he was pleasured by her. So he made her a mate named Emert. Emmert was to fell in love with her and product children so Edward cold have many fallowers.

“rossalie. Said Edward one day will she was cooking on the fire.

“I have made you a husbend because you have pleasured me, hes name is Emmert and yuo must love eachother and have many child.”

“Oh that you God, I love thy.” Rosalee said happliy.

Then Edward zapped Emmert into life.

Emmertt and Ross lived happu together in their mansion that Edward had made form them. However one day emert wanted to sleep wih ross but she did not want to get pregnant.

“Not tonight, I do not want a baby yet, it is not gods will to have a baby at this time.”

“But it dose nto matter, as I will nto put my seed in you.”

K,” said Rossable and tyhey did the act. When it was time for emert to relist his seed he pulled away and put it in the dirt.

Edward, who was watching in thwe windoe saw what emet had done and cremed

“YOU HAE WASED LIVE BY SLIPPING YOUR SEED. “

Emert felt to his nees and cried,

“I am sory My God, I did not meen to angry you. Rosale said that it was nto your will to have a baby yet.”

Edward fought for a but then sed.

“I forgave you this time but if you ever wash your seed again I will smite you.”

Emmert and Rosile promised to never sip his seed agen.

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A/N: Emmert and Roaslue were noughty but it is god that ZEdward forgive them. I am reelly exsighted righting this stori, I hope al you GOOD REVIOWES liked it to.Waht will happen next? Reed the next chatper to find out.



Chapter 3

AN: I AINT WARSHIPPING A  NOTHER GOD. THIS IS A STORY BOUT IF TWILIGT WAS THE BIBLE. SO EDWARD WOULD BE THE GODS. Thank to the GOOD REVIOWER who is preying with me. You are a GOOD CHRISTINA!

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Rose and Emm had a baby, they named it Renessme and they showed it to Alice and Kasper. They both thught Renes was a good baby. Renes may was goin to be a fallower of Edward. Edwrd who was proud of Roseli and Emmert he made them a new house. It was a big maniosn with slaves so that Reneses could grew up and be a good christen. They also had another baby and named it MC. MC was a good cook and was nice. Renessemay and MC were good christen sisters and pleasured Edward.

Everyone was hgappy but Edward wasn’t. One dsay he decided to make a wiff that would love him and he would love her. He pointed his finger and then a women appeered. She was hot and had hair. Her name was Joan.

Edward come down to earth to tell her that she ws his wifd.

“Joan, you are ym wife.” He said and then he tool her up to the sky where they culd watch over the world. “You are now alos the queen of christanins and have to ked them.”

Joan loced Edward alot so they had a baby. They had a baby named Jesus. They sent Jesus yo erth to help the fallowers. Joan went to erth to because that was Edwards well.

Joan and Dward whent to were Alice Jasoer Roslie Mc Emmert and Roenesseme and Jacob lived. Roslie and Emmery had another baby and it was charlise. 

WEhen jesus and Joan came to the house everyone bowed polite and welcomed them into the house.

Joan and Jesus was happy with the family. They were now all good christinas and Jacob was going to marry Renesme and MC and charlise were going to be married. This Pleasured both Joan and Jesus and Edward to(ERIN: but he was watching from the sku so he wasn’t at the house, he was pleasured becorse Joan was,)

“God has sent me and Joan dsown to erth so we can led you,” Jesus sais and then he pointed his finger and a buvket of wine appeered. Everyone clapped and had the wine. Joan was board so she went back into the ski to be with Edward and to watch Jesus led the fallowers.

“Were going to a new cuntry.” Jesus told them and they left the house. Edward pointed his finger and the house disapperds because he woud make them a enw one at the new cunty.

Jesus led them thru the dessert but then they got trapped at a sea. Jesus stopped.

“The sea is to bid and deep.” Alice said.

Then joan came from the ski.

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A/N: What are they goi ng to do now? God revioes pelse. God loves thyne.



Chapper 4

ERIN: I haven updated this one becose I have been consentrating on Brewdening Love which is reelly good and exsiting now. But now I am goin to do more reguler updates on this story becose I like this stori allot. FICK OFF SINNARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0oo0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o <-> Cute Bubles.

Joan appeered from the sku and went down to were everyon was. They were still at the see.

“We can not cross the oceen. It is too big and too deap for us to get over it.” Alice told joan all confussed and concenered like.

“I will use the power invested inme by Edward to make sure you will cross the ocen:

Joan lefted her hands into the air and stared to chat a acient song that made water go away. The oceen splt into too and then everyone could cross the oceen.

“Thank you Holey Joan,” They all thanksed her and crossed the see. Joan went back into the sjy wehre Edward was weighing for her.

“You are an eccellent wife.” Edward told joan and gave her a hag and a kiss. “I am gald you were creeted.



Joan loved Edward every much and her and Edward and jesus lived happy ass in Heathen. Then one day a ugly man with horns on his head and a pet snake turned up at heathens gates.

“I AM LUSIFER LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Satan demended demendingly

“NO YOU ARE EVIL AND WISH TO BRING EVIL TO MY FALLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111” Edward roored and made a godweepon in the air. Satan made a weepon to and they stared to fight. Joan and jesus hid becose Edward told them too. The snae fallowed them thu it, santa had told it to ate them both SO SATANISM COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Edward was wining agenst Satan. But satan could not be kulled. So Edward used a god punch and cent him back below the world to hell. But the snae was still looking for joan and Jesus and Edward dint even know that the snail was ther.

Joan and Jesus were hiding in a clood in the ski. They were reelly scarred and neevous. They dint know what had happend beteen Ward and Satan. And they didn’t know about the sneak. They thought they wear safe until.......................................................



THE SNAE APPEERED IN THERE CLOOD!!!!!!!!!!



One thing I find weird: If Erin is a Christian, then why is she rewriting the Bible? Wouldn't that be considered blasphemy? ~ Matrix