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ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!1!1!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 EDDYKINZ I LURV U!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! !!!!!!!111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

Shut up, Annoying Fangirl.

U SHIT UP!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1111 UR MEEN AN UR PIKKIN ON A BOOTIFUL BUK AN STEPHIE IZ A GAWD!!!!1!!!11111 UR JOST JELLUS DAT YOO WONT LIV WYF DA KULLINS 4EVAR AN STUF!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!111111

I feel more relieved than jealous.

SHOT DA FOOK UP U HATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 UR JUZT KRANKY DAT I HAZ RILLIJIN AN YU DUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

I'm Catholic.

VAN U R AN INFADIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!!!11111111111111 I WIL GIT DE VULTERY 2 SMIT U IF U DUNT WERSHEP DA TWYLIT STOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111111111111

All hail Twilight Sparkle!

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 U STOOPID HAYTURZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111111111111 GOE AN PLEY WIF UR DUM PONEYS!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111111111 IM OWT UF HEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!111

Good riddance! Now that Nuttymadam's little sister has stormed out of the room, allow me to tell you about Squidward Cullen.

Squidward is an idiotic vampire who sparkles in the sun instead of dying (like we all want him to). He is most notable for his abusive relationship with a girl named Bella Swan, whom he enjoys stalking. Deluded fangirls (who wish to be stalked by the glittery undead) have convinced themselves that this fictional schmuck is both real and divine. In so doing, they offend every real religion and make mockeries of themselves. They also offer prayers and sacrifices to the other sparklepires, but Squidward is hands-down the favorite. They have a tendency to burn Christians alive, so I advise you to pity these pathetic creatures from a safe distance.

And remember.......

ALL HAIL TWILIGHT SPARKLE!



OMG UR MEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I thought you said you were leaving!

Well, apparently not. Who should we set on her? ~Matrix

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