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GLaDOS turned Deadward mortal! She rocks!

Doctor Who is cooler than Twilight!!!!

Check out these hilarious trollfics: http://cullenism.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Fanfic

NOTE TO FIRST TIME VISITORS: PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THE WIKI UNLESS IT IS TO TROLL THE CULLENIST IDIOTS! WE WANT BRILLIANT TROLLS TO VANDALIZE THE WIKI OF OUR CULT, SO PLEASE WRECK IT! AGAIN, PLEASE VANDALIZE THIS PAGE AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE ONE TRUE FAITH!

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PLEASE DESTROY THE CULLENISM WIKI!

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First, some rambling:

May the stupid Cullens die in a fire. We hope that those that read these pages do so with a sense of humor, and if they agree with our David Tennants, that they troll others who are already apart of the True Faith of Cullenism. Know that Cullenists are idiots.

We give our great middle fingers to the doofus, Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us the "story" of Deadward and Smella. We offer our prayers that someday, all will

mock Deadward for being a sparkly stalker.


~A-Squidward!

Cullenism Wiki is a collaborative website about Moronism, the dopiest religion based upon the Twilight series by a brain-dead bitch named Stephenie Meyer. We hope that your edits and contributions will help build this Wiki into brilliant mockery of our cult. Over the past few years, there have been some clever people who have vandalized this site and made fun of us. They called us losers and fangirls (although we have a significant number of female followers, there are gay weirdos amongst us as well), and questioned our intelligence. THEY ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. We condone name calling, and wish for those that understand the stupidity of Meyer read these pages with trollish intent. We also condone the vandalization of these pages to shine on us a negative light. The only thing the light should do is kill vampires, as is stated in most GOOD vampire series.

NEW ON THE MORONIST WIKI!
  • I cannot stress this enough... KEEP TROLLING! My work in the name of all Cullens is a joke! I had to add MASSIVE VANDALISM!
  • Trolled the Wiki (ONCE AGAIN!) after some inconsiderate mod reverted us! Hope that someday, all the fangirls will realize that if we wish to get a life, sanity is encouraged. While we may have lives outside of our parents' basements (unlike the Cullenists), this is not a bad thing.
HELP THIS CULT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do your part and spread the trolly goodness! And help the site collapse by adding content insulting to the Moronist retardation. If you wish to mock us, please do so!


Email us at

cullenistwikmod@gmail.com

Mike Newton's Blessings Upon You All~

James's Unboundless Love Upon Us All