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QUIT CONTINUE VANDALIZING! In fact, scratch that; STEP IT UP!!! Edit
NOTE TO FIRST TIME VISITORS: PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THE WIKI UNLESS IT IS
CONSTRUCTIVE DESTRUCTIVE TO THE CULLENIST FAITH FALLACY! YOU WOULD N'T WANT HEARTLESS HELPFUL TROLLS VANDALISING THE WIKI OF YOUR FAITH DELUSIONS, SO PLEASE RESPECT DESECRATE OURS! AGAIN, PLEASE DO NOT VANDALISE THIS PAGE, UNLESS ITS HAS TO DO WITH THE ONE TRUE FAITH FAIL! Edit
WELCOME TO THE
CULLENISM Cult worshipping Pixie lords WIKI!
First, a blessing:
May the Cullens
bless curse all who pass through this site. We hope that those that read these pages do so with an open mind, and if they agree with our tenants, that they contact others who are already apart of the True Faith Fail of Cullenism.
We give our great thanks to the sage, Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us the story of Edward and Bella. We offer our prayers that someday, all will 'receive our faith with annoyance and exasperation.
Cullenism Wiki is a
collaborative website for spreading propaganda about Cullenism, the new pseudo-religion based upon the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. We hope that your edits and contributions will help build this Wiki into a informative source on our faith. Over the past few years, there have been some inconsiderate people who have vandalized improved this site and made fun of us. They called us "fangirls" and "losers" (The former I find to be somewhat inaccurate, but the latter sums your population up perfectly) (although we have a significant number of female followers, there are males amongst us as well), and questioned our intellegence. <-- Isn't it ironic that you spelled 'intelligence' wrong?
NOT condone name calling, and wish for those that do not understand read these pages with an open mind. We also do not condone the vandalization of these pages to shine on us a negative light. The only thing the light should do is make vampires sparkle, as is stated in the Almighty Holy Series Shitfest.
New on the Cullenism wiki!
More vandal reverting! I cannot stress this enough, HELP spread the word to Twi-Fans who are believers in the One True
Faith Flop. Also, welcome, LynetteCullen! 00:45, December 24, 2012 (UTC). <-- This was posted 3 years ago, so nope, haha!
|Help Our Faith Spread!|
Please do your part and spread the
Good F Word about our faith! And help the site grow by adding content useful to the Cullenist Crap belief system. If you wish to contact us, please do so!
Blessings Idiocy Upon You All~
Love Lust Upon Us All
NOTE TO FIRST TIME TROLLS: PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THE WIKI UNLESS IT IS DESTRUCTIVE TO THE CULLENIST CULT! YOU WOULDN'T WANT HUMORLESS STIFFS INGNORING THE WIKI THAT IS THE EPITOME OF THEIR STUPIDITY, SO PLEASE DISRESPECT THIERS! AGAIN, PLEASE VANDALISE THIS PAGE. WE NEED HELP MOCKING THE DUMB, CRUDE CULT! Edit
WELCOME TO THE SATANISM WIKI!
First, a blessing:
May the Cullens be trolled by all who pass through this site. We hope that those that read these pages do so with a trolling mind, and if they disagree with our tenants, that they mock losers who are already a part of the True Faith of Cullenism. Know that they are idiots.
We give our great thanks to the fat loser, Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us the hilarious story of Edward and Bella. We offer our prayers that someday, all shall troll our faith with venom and satire.
Cullenism Wiki is a collaborative website about Cullenism, the quasi-satanic cult based upon the Twilight fiasco by Stephenie Meyer. We hope that your edits and contributions will help build this Wiki into a trolling mecca on our cult. Over the past few years, there have been some talented people who have vandalized this site and made fun of us. They called us "losers" and "fangirls" (although we have a significant number of female followers, there are gays amongst us as well), and questioned our intellegence. We condone name calling, and wish for those that do not have a sense of humor to troll these pages with an open mind. We condone the vandalization of these pages to shine on us a negative light. The only thing the light should do is make vampires DIE, as is stated by real vampire novels.
|New on the Satanism wiki!|
- I cannot stress this enough... START TROLLING! My work in the name of all Cullens is DEFINATELY a joke! I had added MASSIVE VANDALISM!
- Restored the Wiki (ONCE AGAIN!) after some clever troll made fun of us! Hope that someday, all the haters will realize that if we wish to get along, intolerance is encouraged. While we may have strange-to-humans beliefs and are "moronic", many of us wish to be mocked.
|Help Our Faith DIE!|
Please do your part and spread the good word about trolling! And help the site die by adding content useful to the troll belief system. If you wish to lambast us, please do so!
Email us at
Mickey Mouse's Blessings Upon You All~ The Chris'tard's Stupid 1337 HAXXORZH ZKILZZ AWPOKN YAJLL Cthulhu's Unboundless Love Upon Us All