NOTE TO FIRST TIME TROLLS: PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THE WIKI UNLESS IT IS DESTRUCTIVE TO THE CULLENIST CULT! YOU WOULDN'T WANT HUMORLESS STIFFS INGNORING THE WIKI OF YOUR STUPIDITY, SO PLEASE DISRESPECT OURS! AGAIN, PLEASE VANDALISE THIS PAGE. WE NEED HELP MOCKING THE DUMB, CRUDE CULT!
WELCOME TO THE SATANISM WIKI!
First, a blessing:
May the Cullens be trolled by all who pass through this site. We hope that those that read these pages do so with a trolling mind, and if they disagree with our tenants, that they mock losers who are already a part of the True Faith of Cullenism. Know that they are idiots.
We give our great thanks to the fat loser, Stephenie Meyer, for bringing us the hilarious story of Edward and Bella. We offer our prayers that someday, all will
troll our faith with venom and satire.
Cullenism Wiki is a collaborative website about Cullenism, the quasi-satanic cult based upon the Twilight fiasco by Stephenie Meyer. We hope that your edits and contributions will help build this Wiki into a trolling mecca on our cult. Over the past few years, there have been some talented people who have vandalized this site and made fun of us. They called us "losers" and "fangirls" (although we have a significant number of female followers, there are gays amongst us as well), and questioned our intellegence. We condone name calling, and wish for those that do not have a sense of humor to troll these pages with an open mind. We condone the vandalization of these pages to shine on us a negative light. The only thing the light should do is make vampires DIE, as is stated by real vampire novels.
|New on the Satanism wiki!|
- I cannot stress this enough... START TROLLING! My work in the name of all Cullens is DEFINATELY a joke! I had add MASSIVE VANDALISM!
- Restored the Wiki (ONCE AGAIN!) after some clever troll made fun of us! Hope that someday, all the haters will realize that if we wish to get along, intolerance is encouraged. While we may have strange-to-humans beliefs and are "moronic", many of us wish to be mocked.
|Help Our Faith DIE!|
Please do your part and spread the good word about trolling! And help the site die by adding content useful to the troll belief system. If you wish to lambast us, please do so!
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